“I have dedicated my life to the sciences of my ancestors; chemistry, physics, astronomy…”

“Simple pursuits to merely attempt to understand that, which the world merely exists as.” 

"Not realizing that the products of this world can not just be observed through science alone.”

“No, no, no… in order to understand it. I must be one with it, to create that which these pursuits wish to observe.”

“I must create chemistry, with the use of materials outside of the great Chemists' creations.”

“I MUST CREATE physics using the laws not governed by the DIVINE PHYSICIST!”

“I MUST REACH BEYOND THAT GRAND PLAIN THAT THE ALMIGHTY ASTRONOMER HAS CAGED US ALL WITHIN!”

“Using my own brand of alchemic divinity. I SHALL CREATE LIFE, AND ALL OF ITS WONDROUS HORRORS!!!!”

"MY GOO! RAVENOUS IN ALLYOING VOLUMES IN YEARNING!!!! MY G.R.A.V.Y.!!!!!"

“YES MY CHILD, REFORM THIS EXISTENCE! RETURN IT TO THE DARKNESS FROM WHICH IT WAS BIRTHED AND SHOW ME THE VERY FABRIC OF THAT WHICH SCIENCE CANNOT BE SEEN!!!”

-Dr. Boson

This game is made for Pirate Jam 15!

This game is developed by BenBenB (programmer), Uncle Wizard (music and SFX), MagicSmoke (art), Tortex (writing), and Sheroine (art, UI, and programmer). This is our game design document:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/11_Cw733MKZQrr724erEYFLp65VeTEOL9/view?usp=shari...

Our game is not quite finished, but we tried our best with the time we had :D

Hope you enjoy our silly game regardless!

Known issues

• Death screen sometimes gets stuck
• Player SFX is too soft
• Getting crushed by left screen border is janky and shifted somehow
• 2nd level is not done lmao (You can still win though)

If you enjoy the music, you can check out more of Uncle Wizard's music on Spotify and Apple music!